Naval Jelly On Aluminum

(Echo)logical

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18:00 - stamp card, I leave the office.
18:04 - I remember that we do not have the stamp machine in the company, and I do not have a card. Fortunately, the cash that I put in the shredder and crisis. Too bad, no more buying on eBay for a while '. Or I will use the Visa Alex. Maybe a evening will offer a beer to make me forgive poor Cris. Lager, better abound. The beer has a funny effect on him as celiac disease.
18:09 - I go out into the street, now number plate. In my city ecology is a serious matter. Type that rape is almost legal, but if you smoke in a restaurant you put boxer in the hornets. In the sense of insects, but also large Calabrian. Grossi Calabrian sodomites. Nobody likes to have large Calabrian sodomites between his legs. I hope. Virtually
... [every Thursday in the city limits is prohibited to any transit vehicle. If caught red-handed, my cousin Alert will segarvi the tires, pick the carburetor, rigarvi the DVD of Fast & Furious with the keys to his Volvo, do clay pigeon shooting with your copy of GTA San Andreas and sodomized the cat, as it was moving, and have inappropriately named Convertible. No cars, fuck! Oh, and there Multer, a large fine ok? So we pay the Spaccini. Annoying, sure, but after this treatment, the fine is almost piacevole.Il measure affects every car, truck and scooter (no pollution but also splits the cojones). And the scooters with chrome parts, ok? Yes, even ecological ones, because they are snooty.
What? "You are too severe Mr. Mayor? By Ok, then we which are exempted, uh ... bikes, catamarans and destroyers equipped with minibar traction bovine. And the aircraft, provided drivers led by Aquarius previously circumcised in the absence of gravity. Uh, and the A-Team van, in the case ripartisse the series. I like that reality. Ah, also exempted those with red hair, which already have enough bad luck as well. Now out of my office that I have to download some porn.]
Needless to say, the mayor is funny and gallbladder, but less popular. But he has the most beautiful porn.
Anyway, I'll take a taxi. This seems perfect in front of me.
I go, I say to the destination that little incongruous heap of flesh and sweat that I see sitting in front. Then I notice that the driver is the other cluster, the bigger and more grease on the seat beside him. I was talking with his cheeseburger. He seemed more alert.
we go. In the mirror driver know that the silent sometimes stared at me with a fucking smile on his face tattooed.

Me: " could stop smiling constantly? It is irritating . "
Taxi Driver:" I had a stroke . "
Me:" And what's funny about that? "
I looked like a parking lot for women. Bad and sideways.
Taxi Driver: " mean that half of my face is blocked ."
Me: "I know what a stroke. Still not fun. But everyone has his humor, if you laugh, well, ok . "
Taxi Driver:" She is always like this? "
Me:" No , sometimes unpleasant . "
Oddly, the taxi swerves making me beat his forehead on the glass. A hole, I suppose.
Yeah.

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